edistoflyer · 46-50, M
Careful you don't ask a question that invites arguments among those who reply. Such petty squabbles left unchecked impregnate females and males with Satan's spawn...
Ultrasound shows an obese orange fetus with a bad combover?
LOL@hunkalove
hunkalove · 70-79, M
@Freudianslip13 Thanks for BA!
Ya didnt sleep with anebody before ya got pregnant
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@BlueVeins its not anti christian silly just cuz 2 things are similar dont mean the same
BlueVeins · 26-30
@TryingtoLava They're kinda the same though.
I just answered her Q idk what to say rn its not anti christian or pro christian just my answer
BlueVeins · 26-30
Your bed starts levitating when you rub your abdomen.
edistoflyer · 46-50, M
@BlueVeins FACT! I'd forgotten that one, Blue!!
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
If you name him Damien.
edistoflyer · 46-50, M
When temperatures of 35C/95F are cold to you, you keep singing "Time Is On My Side" and you constantly want to ruin lives and munch on souls.
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
If a scab forms on the belly in the shape of a pentagram




