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I'll give you aaaallll the cookies you want, SweetMae.

@Intothestorm: What about me? I'm parched.

I was fixing a cocktail for you
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Enjoy!

@Intothestorm: thanx

@Swarog: 🖕

🤔

If the ac is broken 🙄

@Intothestorm: What a coinkadink!!! My ac is broken. *turns off ac when you turn around*

😂

IT HAS TO BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!

Lots of cookies. My neighborhood is full of those damn girl scouts.

@RootinTootinHighFalutin: Deal 😊

@SoulAsylum: Yay!!!!!

Deal.

@Rokasu: 🤗

Wait. What kind of cookies?

@Kindheartedguy: I have cookies.

And a beautiful smile. Best of luck with your laundry. 😉

@Kindheartedguy: Awww, you really do have a kind heart.

😤

Then why are you in my house?

@RootinTootinHighFalutin: damn it... You take all the fun out of chores

@Intothestorm: 😝

Yeah
That's what he does in his spare time
Modeling for VS

Deal!! Get busy. Laundry room is down the hall, to the right where the vacuum cleaner is. Heeeey, my soul is expensive. Vacuum the house after you fold my clothes.

@RootinTootinHighFalutin: deal but you have join me..

@onestarrynight: 😱