MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M
I'm busy atm but if you'd like to challenge this assertion, please call 1-900-wewillpayatrillioncanadiandollars and operators will swiftly put you through!!
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I volunteer you for the position dear
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch thanks for believing in me but I’ll defer
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard wimp
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch *pimp
hunkalove · 70-79, M
If it involves tar-and-feathering you, Bardy, I'll do more than volunteer. I'll buy the tar and feathers!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Yup, right here. *pushes @mindstruggle in front of me*
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard
What should I say then? 😒
What should I say then? 😒
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle hello nobody is fine 😒
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard
Like....you lewk fine? 😏
Like....you lewk fine? 😏
Only if I'm working with animals
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@EldritchFox I’ve been called an animal before
Nope, it was far too messy last time.
Krazykatie · 31-35, F
@bob01 very fun indeed
@Krazykatie have some stories, message me
Krazykatie · 31-35, F
@bob01 Nah but you can message me
Do it yourself
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Chern0bylplaygr0unds you just wanna laugh at me failing 😒
@CaptainBard nah uh
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Chern0bylplaygr0unds 🙄🙄🙄
MellyMel22 · F
You're always looking for freebies!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 *frisbees
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard Nope!!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 pffttt shows what you know!
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Where do you think we are? Tennessee?
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Just finished cleaning my own house. Thats enough!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@JimboSaturn dangit
empanadas · 31-35, M
Tu madre
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas I vote red to change that
empanadas · 31-35, M
@CaptainBard im really american now 

CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas yea that’s much better
marsbar · F
Volunteers for what? 🤔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
marsbar · F
@CaptainBard @Degbeme is soooo cheap! I spend money to fly to Toronto, drive to see him, & I STILL have to treat him for lunch??!
Of course, Deggy, I will! 🙂↔😌
Of course, Deggy, I will! 🙂↔😌
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
For what?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Justmeraeagain doing my homework
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@CaptainBard You wouldn't want that
Ashly · 26-30, F
Bard we talked about this in private, my friend already told you that she will not sleep with you 🙄😒
Ashly · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard it’s not gonna happen buddy, I’m sorry 🤷🏻♀
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Ashly thought we were friends 😒😒
Ashly · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard we are papi, but she doesn’t want to be your fwb
You
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

GoFish · 41-45, F
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