I wouldn't refer to a sentient being as a souvenir, but idk why he's laughing if he knows you were joking.

A monkey is something requested in haste and regretted at leisure. Like some marriages.

Wtf lol

If you live in the US, or most western countries, someone can’t simply bring a monkey along on their way back from India.

I dont think its optional. If you're not careful you're getting a monkey

Monkeys belong in the jungle, in the trees, free. That's it.

Until they throw shit everywhere