My money wouldn't even pay for misery.

No. But we can trade if you give me money I give you laughter.

It's why I don't leave my marriage

@Greyscale So what do you think of Alexander Ludwig & Would You Do Him

"Well.. in the name of science, this must be ok.."

Money buys you the idea of happiness...(;

It won’t guarantee you to be happy. There are some miserable people who have more money than they know what to do with. But if they are mentally well-adjusted it might just help them have more opportunities to do things they’ve always wanted to do and to have fun.

But it can't buy love.

It can’t bring a loved one back to life. But it does provide some financial security, even in grief, which is not really happiness.

I would but I'm broke rn