My money wouldn't even pay for misery.

No. But we can trade if you give me money I give you laughter.

It's why I don't leave my marriage

It won’t guarantee you to be happy. There are some miserable people who have more money than they know what to do with. But if they are mentally well-adjusted it might just help them have more opportunities to do things they’ve always wanted to do and to have fun.

@Greyscale So what do you think of Alexander Ludwig & Would You Do Him

"Well.. in the name of science, this must be ok.."

Money buys you the idea of happiness...(;

But it can't buy love.

It can’t bring a loved one back to life. But it does provide some financial security, even in grief, which is not really happiness.

I would but I'm broke rn