Understand

I do this all the time in Walmart. 😬

Hi Single I'm Fabulous

i remember being on my way to work once, and this dude at the bus stop stopped me, looked at me hungrily and asked.." Hello miss, sorry for bothering, but do you do hair?( i had my hair well done at the time) i said, um... yes why do you ask? he proceeds to then ask : do you think think you could come to my house with me and do my hair?

so fkin weirddd

followed by
I like to rub myself in chicken fat and dance to the "thriller" video

At least someone being honest
Btw, I'm single too. 😂

What happened to your husband?

Should I have included that I am interested in finding someone to mate with? 🤔

Once one said hello I'm Pete, followed by what is your bust size

And now we know why. 😂

Im new here

I'll be like
"Hi and good bye."

and you'll stay that way

Because they can read your thoughts and you were wondering if they were single or not, so they killed two birds with one stone.

How the hell can a female with a Black BMW be single 🤔

LOL, it is usually someone like that who says things like " i just don't understand why i have such bad luck finding someone."

can't imagine why!