1. Lie. But I’m too nice to actually share your name.
2. Lie. (Well, half true...proud north east MAN)
3. True. Florida, yeah?
4. Lie. You’ve moved about a dozen times or something.
5. True. Psycho is quite clear.
6. Um. One of your parents is dead and the other doesn’t work (as far as I know).
7. I guess now she would!
8. I don’t think you could manage the commitment of marriage. You already have a child.
9. Did you like school, when you were there...30 years ago?
10. Your mind is filthy and you don’t mind sharing.
11. Two cats: yes. Two brothers: No, you’re an only child.
12. Lol, well yeah. Roses are your hobby.
13. Yeah, I think you really like history.
14. Yeah. You do.
15. You have friends?
16. That’s because you probably still don’t work (oh wait, you’re pretending to be a teen girl, you don’t go to school).
17. Of course you do! You’re a retired cop!
18. Lie! You’ve broken bones!
19. A nurse? Haha. That’s news to me.
20. I wish that too.
21. What 46 year old male hasn’t been drunk before?
22. I’m unsure. I know you hate drugs but I think you’ve tried something.
23. Yeah, for the past 6 months or something. Hope the quitting is going well by the way.
24. I know someone who would like to punch you more.
25. That I’m certain is true.
26. You’re not a generation snowflake, lol.
27. You have a good memory actually.
28. Yep, focus isn’t always your strong point.
29. I don’t understand what that means.
30. How cute. An old man befriending children to talk about spanking. You want to see their nudes? If you actually loved them, you wouldn’t be lying to them.

You mention Alan f**king shearer and not Kevin Phillips or Niall Quinn you absolute traitor

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