A cutting board. I'll suffer for your benefit.

The Temperature reader, I'm always giving out advice when people are ready to take the plunge...😂

A cup/mug

Spoon - 'cause that's what the dish ran away with.

A spatula cause I'll flip you for real.

I guess it would be cliche to say as a man that I am the knife. Maybe I could be a cheese knife. You don't want to use a sharp knife to slice through cheese. I'm a bit dull, so maybe that fits.

a wisk to stir things up

Idk, probably an emulsifier. I like to get deep in the middle of conflicting views and blend different ideas together to create something useful, but so few people want to bother and I just end up collecting dust in cupboard somewhere

I’m like a fork….because I’m versatile (holds the food while the knife slices….then is used to pick up the food and bring it to the mouth).
What about you?

Pressure cooker ...I keep the steam inside the pot unless you insist on prying it open and then watch out!

A kettle because I'm really hot 😉

Broken glass/cup you don't want to touch

Cork screw,, don't ask😂

The pasta serving scoop and idk

ladle.

Sieve - brain