I'd say so...,I'm not so pretty either

I can myself cook like ....chef...
What other criteria are?

As long as she’s healthy and that’s purely aesthetic.

Huh? Repeat the question.

Why should we discuss looks!!

I'm not in the dating game

I am married and not in the market. However, I would never date or even wish to converse with anyone who doesn't know that the expression is to "cook VERY WELL" instead of sounding like an uneducated oaf with "cook real good."

The "head" gotta be tremendous!!

That would make her a unicorn. I’d definitely marry her

You already know the simps on here would date her in a second no matter what. They probably would not even ask her to put a paper bag over her head while they were in bed.

wouldn't be the first time I dated a butterface
(or I was the buthisface)

If she just looks like a zombie, possibly (if I was dating). If she actually is a zombie, no.

I need to she her body

Did she get shot in the head? Lol looks like a nasty exit wound on her temple lol.

no