because of the places i all too often choose to go potty, i am aware there's always a risk of being caught. but seeking to be is rare for me. so when i positioned myself to be facing traffic while a stream sprayed from between my open legs, i was a little disappointed that it didn't make the glistening arc i hoped for. at least not without some manipulation of my muffin by my fingers. 🫤 but also, why did the stop light wait to become red once i had my panties down?