TrumpIsFinallyGone · 41-45, M
I would have hired Trump to captain the Titanic:


Elessar · 26-30, M
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
It doesn't have to be X is just has to have some sort of 'I am desperately clinging to the last vestiges of my masculinity' name like "LASER DEATH MAN TIGER".
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Starcrossed Legit these adult children just want to name shit like deodorants that REALLY NEED TO REMIND YOU that they're for men.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
@CountScrofula bwahahahaha *gasp* hahaha omg
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@CountScrofula I shouldn't explain my jokes lol.
Northwest · M
We refer to that as rearranging the chairs on the deck of the titanic.
Ultra max strength titanicX69 is what elon would call it
TrashCat · M
😂 Jesus that's funny 😂
That's like standing on the top of the World Trade Center on 9/11 holding a flag with a big X on it
That's like standing on the top of the World Trade Center on 9/11 holding a flag with a big X on it
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
"X" the unknown in maths, so it might be more difficult to locate:)
Only if it comes with a great big strobe light on the side...
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Ooh...maybe?
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Me if the titanic happened today
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Dshhh · M
and you were the captain...
we wold not have HIT the dammed Ice bergtho I would probably been fired for it,,slowing the transit to avoid ice
Vin53 · M
"Fuck the women and children first!!!"
"Do you think theres time?"
"Do you think theres time?"