@Condiment My impression is the ChiComs have already invaded it.

@JRVanguard let's have a drink together before we murder one another.

@caccoon It’s a deal😌

@IronHamster There aren't barbarian invaders in 2022!

@Elessar Yes there are. They're just worshipping Allah/Krisna instead of real gods like Thor and Odin.

@IronHamster We'll restore polytheism, don't worry; and holidays celebrated with copious rivers of wine and orgies

@SW-User I think I'd be ok with that. I used to live in a small town run by Apistolics, and it was the smoothest running most efficient least corruptible example of government I ever experienced before or since. I think that is why Democrats hate Christian nationalists so much.

@emptysoul44 Shit, every other country in the world believed the USA was part of Canada.

You sure !

Canucks love clowns

@SW-User the wind blows from the south here because Canada sucks so hard, ok. Youve been told!

@SW-User that's right, Britain gave the USA to Canada as a reward for helping us fight the nazis.

@empanadas That'd be precisely why you want to conquer them 🥴