I Write Poetry

This is the way I talk. Rather than the speaker being pompuous it is the audience that lacks the perspicacity to elucidate the erudition of the eloqution. I have a poem for anti-intellectual enemies such as you. Here it is.

Well, look at that.
Behold the hostile glare
the bovine stare
of the low-life vicious white trash
I don't know and
I don't care
That they always have to spare.

Casting synthetic pearls
before genuine swine
many an instructor
claims to be just fine
but really it is because they lack a spine.