You want to put a snake that close to your family jewels?

Hmm I've been trying it the other way around with very little success... try it and let me know 🤔

No, and they don't like it when you get your face to close to them either as this cat proves.
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Youd have my complete respect if you could

no need, you're a heat source, they'll belt you real good :D

You could try

Yes.
Become a Snake Charmer and sing your snakecharmer song continuously it's on your waist.

No...

You know, I don't know but if you figure out how to do it, charge money for that trick.

No idea..maybe skin it?