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crotchrot36-40, M
get two more turtles, one male and one female, and see what happens.
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@crotchrot I tried but the male and female got it together and he just stood like a lemon
crotchrot36-40, M
@TechniCoIorBroccoli maybe he's just not interested in having sex.
@TechniCoIorBroccoli Some species mate for life. Just get one female turtle and see what happens. Don't you have a vet that you take your turtle to? Some species you can tell, others you have to um, "sex" to find out. Birds and reptiles often have a cloaca, a kind of "trap door" where their parts are protected until ready to use. I imagine this would be traumatic to your pet if done.

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Put a custom made magic wand in his cage and leave him alone for a moment with a parlophone. If you hear it trill you know he's gay.
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@TechniCoIorBroccoli I finished my master in the fag-ology for reptiles lol
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@SW-User 馃ぃ
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@TechniCoIorBroccoli You're turtle is definitely LGBT :D if he is not gay, he's probably non-binary but scared to come out 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Show him turtle schlong and see what happens.
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@Tminus6453 And there's that...
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@SW-User @Tminus6453 馃槰
@Tminus6453 That doesn't seem much different than human sex馃榾
Gauntlets2826-30, M
Everyone knows, all lesbians are vegetarian. If you offer the turtle lettuce and it wants to eat it, QED. You've got a gay turtle.
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
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@TechniCoIorBroccoli LGBT Little Gay Boy Turtle
psychicman61-69, M
only gay turtles eat purple cabbage
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@psychicman purple carrots not cabbage馃ぃ
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@psychicman Maybe he's a demiromantic pansexual lol Turtlepride :D
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Show him 2 outfits, one is covered in sparkles, the other is a suit and tie, whichever one he moves towards quicker.. there's your answer!
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@SW-User 馃 good idea
Terrance41-45, M
Show him your boobs. If he gets an erection, he is straight
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@Terrance 馃槀
CowboybobM
I can't imagine answering any other way!
@Cowboybob There IS no other way to answer.
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
Jackaloftheazuresand26-30, M
Gay turtles will take every opportunity to end up on their backs
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@Jackaloftheazuresand omg don't know which one to choose BA ..so funny
lorne1361-69, M
has he expressed any interest in interior decorating?
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@lorne13 馃槀馃槀馃槀
LordSillio36-40, M
I don't think animals are capable to want other than their needs
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@LordSillio They are :) Pigeons have a tendency to have homosexual interactions and so do pinguins. They studied it. Dolphins have even sex out of pleasure. They experience pleasure from sex just like humans do. I'm not kidding, all this has been examined by researchers.
PhoenixPhailM
Suck on his little dick. If it tastes like shit, he's gay.
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@PhoenixPhail oh good god. Lmao
Thingschange444451-55, M
Put a male in with him
TechniCoIorBroccoli46-50, F
@Thingschange4444 perhaps get them to Skype first 馃槅馃
Thingschange444451-55, M
@TechniCoIorBroccoli 馃槄馃槄馃槄馃槄 馃憤 Yeh theyve got to atleast have chemisty. Lol
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Invite him over for tea. If he accepts you know.
Goralski51-55, M
Lay him on your breast and see if there's a puddle

 
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