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You and your friend Marco are taking a break and chatting in the appropriate gathering area. Marco is telling you of his recent divorce, and you want to let him know you’re listening and care. Over Marco’s shoulder you see a suspicious person in dar...

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unregisteredhypercam4 · 22-25, M

At my first job I almost asked to make a copy of the safety videos

SethGreene531 · M Best Comment

After asserting that I truly cared, we divide responsibilities.

Marco has nothing to look forward to anymore. But I do.
While he tackles the masked bomber, I flee to a safe distance & scream for the Bomb Squad.

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itsok · 31-35, F

@SethGreene531 I’ll eat Marco’s piece too. To show how close we were. It feels like it was just yesterday we were hanging out in the appropriate gathering area talking about his divorce 🥹

SethGreene531 · M

@itsok The only appropriate thing to do. And a guarenteed guilt-free 2nd piece of cake.

It does seem just like yesterday. There we all were, in the Designated Appropriate Gathering Area, with key card ID landyards clearly displayed. Talking about his divorce.🥹

He said it was the biggest upheaval in his life to date. Then "boom".
Boy, talk about cruel irony....he couldn't have seen that comin'.🤦‍♂ 💣 😞

PepsiColaP

@SethGreene531 I cried

Bexsy

So accurate

We just did a workplace safety exam.

The questions were so much like that 😂

itsok · 31-35, F

@Bexsy yuuup. It feels so silly

ostfuidctyvm

Which one of these is a potential fire hazard:

A) Your lunch
B) The office junior
C) Doreen's desk plant
D) The 15 cannisters of propane gas in the smoking area

🤔

itsok · 31-35, F

@ostfuidctyvm that’s exactly what it feels like

Adrift · 61-69, F

Throwing a coffee cup knocking the guy out while still nodding in sympathy with Marco is not an option. So do you think I would get the job if I pencil that one in?