A bloke goes to an ice cream van and says "Large cone please" in a quiet, croaky voice. Vendor says, "Raspberry syrup?" "Yes please," replies the bloke in the same painful sounding voice. "Crushed nuts?" "No," says the bloke, pointing to his throat, "Laryngitis."This is a truncated preview of the original post. Press here to view the full post. Post Comment Receive notifications Add a comment...