On the couch eating my banana bread and he better not be making mess 🤨

I don’t think I’ve met him yet.

Online

I've met some special women that meant a lot to me, spent time with some in person and some while afar, but sadly none worked out

At some point I thought I wouldn't get over one while I was still alive, and then fell in love like crazy a few years later just to instantly lose that incredible woman because I got too excited and let my emotions out of my mouth

They are in parallel universe

never have found her

Is there a single person out there who's not online?

Offline 😻 👶🏻

Offline.

Offline, although so is my heart and my libido so it's a moot point rn 🤔

Offline I guess lol