Finger licking good.

Delete this

🤢🤭

Would he keep a sample of your menstrual fluids? Just wondering. 😀

nope.

😬i think we should see other people

This is just wrong on so many levels.

How wonderful

BillyBob Thornton and Angelina Jolie had worn vials of each other’s blood around their necks when they were together.

I'm pretty sure they sell those little jars at Hobby Lobby or Michaels

I gave my girlfriend my class ring and we thought that was exciting. Oh well.

(she never gave it back either)

Do they have bigger jars?

(Just askin for a friend) 🫣

I would not wear that. Dear lord!!

Use only in an emergency 😁

I'm thinking a dried foreskin ring shrinked to size would be better.

Amazing 🤣

🤮

That's an unusual thing to keep.
I wonder how long it stays fresh

🤢

I mean, why not use his hair instead?

You would still be having a piece of him

Fastest ewwing on SW ever. 😐

Collected midstream?
Or off of her chest when he missed the bottle?

Carrying his DNA?

...it goes bad...

Gross

Some people are fucking weird

Craziest dam thing I've seen lately

I want his smeg

did his dick fit 🤣🤣

lol what the hell