Finger licking good.

Delete this

Would he keep a sample of your menstrual fluids? Just wondering. 😀

🤢🤭

This is just wrong on so many levels.

BillyBob Thornton and Angelina Jolie had worn vials of each other’s blood around their necks when they were together.

nope.

Some people are fucking weird

I gave my girlfriend my class ring and we thought that was exciting. Oh well.

(she never gave it back either)

I'm thinking a dried foreskin ring shrinked to size would be better.

😬i think we should see other people

How wonderful

You know how I know you're responsible? You're carrying around millions of your boyfriend's babies all day long.

I'm pretty sure they sell those little jars at Hobby Lobby or Michaels

Do they have bigger jars?

(Just askin for a friend) 🫣

I would not wear that. Dear lord!!

Craziest dam thing I've seen lately

Use only in an emergency 😁

Amazing 🤣

That's an unusual thing to keep.
I wonder how long it stays fresh

🤮

I mean, why not use his hair instead?

You would still be having a piece of him

🤢

Collected midstream?
Or off of her chest when he missed the bottle?

Fastest ewwing on SW ever. 😐

Carrying his DNA?

did his dick fit 🤣🤣

...it goes bad...

I want his smeg

lol what the hell