Yeah, me too! When I'm stoned. (You look a little high in that picture, actually 🤨)

It’s a good place for an egg and tomato sandwich

You're slightly overdressed for the Awful House 🤭

Raise the standards at the Waffle House..
you’re more suited to tavern on the green or Le Bernardin.

Wait I thought you have COVID why are you at a waffle house

My cousin has driven six hours before just to go to a waffle

Love your look but you don't look like you are having fun.

Where would society be without Waffle House?

My son frequents waffle house have you seen him?

I feel like this is an ai composition?

It was much better outside later on

I would expect the signage to be facing outside the restaurant