Sarcasm counts a language or not? Its like pizza without a dough.. You need sarcasm to complete any language. ;)

Yep, I do count sarcasm as a language. I'm not that good at writing and reading it, but great at speaking and understanding it when I hear it.

Of course.. I speak bits of a few languages, sadly I'm not fluent in any

You should work as an international translator.

I can speak Arabic and English