I'm a day late for the party, but I put on green and white striped socks, still have them on actually

I'm not Irish, so i just let the last slice of bologna go moldy.

Green underwear and a green hoodie.

🙄My boogers are green

No, it clashes with the colors of my work uniform.

No, but then I don't celebrate anyway

Nothing green today, but a blue shirt, which in defence is the colour of Galway where my mum's side is from.