It's a sport which doesn't require much athleticism (or any athleticism)

That's why it's famous among old people

Fairly clam and easy sport

Because it's easy. I used to be on the golf team, lool

It’s fancy

Puts me right to sleep

You got me. I had to give it up. My clubs wouldn't float.

I love smashing things and in this scenario i get to scream at the same time so its the best

It’s a socially acceptable way to fondle your balls and smack them around.