When your friends make self depricating jokes about themselves and you immediately stop laughing and just stareIt wasn't even a GOOD self deprecating joke. Or else i woulda laughed hard.
I think my dad would be pissed off if he found out i was out here acting like i dont have a dad who's well offI've struggled with asking for help for as long as i remember. Pride and anxiety is a stupid mixture.
I miss working in a fast paced environment.Idk what to do with my hands most of the time...The girls think im on crack... The usual
I hate making set in stone plans. I know im gonna change my mind, i just dont want you to know that yet
One of the things i get irrationally angry about is when i don't get enough cheese on something that i feel should be cheesy.Frozen oven pizzas trigger my flight or fight. Following the exact cheese measurements at pizza hut was torture, but i'd lowkey add more if i liked the customer.
That noon nap was just what i neededAm i gonna be able to sleep again in a few hours since its only 11:06pm? Why yes! I will! Cause i love sleep these days ๐
I'm at work and my pants rippedNo one can see it. Only i know that theres a huge hole between my legs (no pun intended) and its time to serve lol.
Ive beem working since 6am. And now that i'm home and finally allowed to focus on my own thoughtsI hate it ๐
You ever had to resist the urge to ask questions like "do you actually like me"And "really? Okay but like, why" Because no one likes whiny insecure bitches
I'll never forget the time i was at the beach and turned to my right to see a turd just floating next to me
I feel bad about it but...i also hate coming here, so shut up*Least favorite uncle who still lives with his mother* Him: You only come around here when you have nothing better to do, huh. Me: *nervously laughs*...i've been meaning to come over Him: *starts passive aggressively attacking me for it* *his...See More ยป
I love you guysEven the haters. Although i don't think i'm on here enough to even have those, but hey.
I'm currently isolating myself from my coworkers at another breakroomAlways talking about shit idc about Baby showers? Ew Men? Ew Dresses? Ew. And then the stress of them asking me questions and watching them find out i wasn't paying attention Like, i gotta gooo