If you visited my barbershop would would be given a very close short crewcut for starters.

Oh I would love to get the opportunity to cut you long hair nice and short letting it fall down around your caped body, with you trapped under the cape and unable to stop the haircut.

It would be very fun I believe both IRL and in a haircut roleplay. Also I would still be sure to respect you as a woman and a person.

Hope you have a great day with some great hair.

And then you would cry for the next month thinking about how stupid that was. ;)

Id drop each chunk of hair into your lap after each snip

I realize this is an old post....did you ever get your hair cut