Waxing my brother's chest and back 😂 it's just so satisfying

I want a girl, just like the girl, who smells like dear dads ass

Nope I was wrong. This is right.
I discovered another way to get women sexually. Probably even you if you believe this is attractive.
Think of it this way there are 50 percent of datable women and a 100 percent of datable men. For them to get someone is 50/50 and we all thought that it stopped at one 50/50 gamble and then I discovered that you can go again for 50/50 because the amount that is there is an unlimited amount of gambles and it matches up with it so going on your second try is 50/50. I discovered this and it is completely opposite of it that we discovered before this and it is right and I would like to evaluate one of you women for sex on here. I discovered this 1 hr ago. I am 27 yrs old. I also discovered a reachable way to get an unlimited amount of 50/50 wins in a row with just winning one of 30 50/50 games or more 140 hrs ago.

For me - Masturbating sitting on, kneeling in front of or standing in front of my clean toilets 👍😉🚽

I love to eat leftover frozen pizza with morning coffee.



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looking at weirdos profiles and looking at the shocking amount of friends they have....geezuz christ we are doomed 🤣

Well, I was definitely not expecting that.

This might explain your username.

A girl didn't write that post