Only if nuno and andrew approve my application

I'm sure I could give some insightful comments on some posts and funny ones on others. I'll have to make a disclaimer beforehand though that it may not be the appropriate type in everyone's opinion.

Yes sure I could!
Ok listen up...
Let's get 2 groups for the tour..
Men on the left.... women on "ME!"
😂

And Over to your right we have the um "special" posts about certain fetish. please no flash photography.

I most certainly could!!! We start with a Cup of Joe, made from my specially ground beans. From there, we sample the Delicious posts of SW, and have a lot of laughs throughout the day. Next, we will show the Q & A corner and finally, how to leave SW

...and our final part of the Tour brings us to the heart of the Similar Worlds matrix, the Hal 9000. The Hal 9000 is an artificial intelligence who’s sole purpose is to learn everything it can about humanity, so it will be able to anticipate any resistance we may pose when it’s time for the robots to kill us. I hope you have enjoyed the tour. Any questions?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to SimilarWorlds.
Here you will find the very best of Humanity all working toward the goal of being sympathetic to your plight, empathetic to your need and apathetic if we find you dull and so couldn't care less."

"To your left we have a collective known as "The Crossdressers". Please feel free to ask for tips on make-up; shoes and how to gouge the eyes out of any b*tch who messes with you !"

"To your right we have the "Poop fetishists". Contact with this group is advisory and one recommends washing ones hands; eyes; keyboard; monitor; and Modem just to be on the safe side after contact.

"And we're walking......"

No. I would not be able to hold together my presenter’s voice the moment I had to introduce the diaper and bed wetter fetish crowd

SW questions bot now muted 😏

I could show them where ithe monkeys hang out 🐒

Could you give me a tour of your ass?