nicely dressed young people

handsome guys in formal wear

Singing boys in black slacks and shoes and white shirts who are apparently all fathers

Most of them look really, really white.

They have bolts in their neck so they can re charge at night

Just look around you.

Go to Las Vegas, they were the first white settlers there,
and have church almost every 5 miles

Dangerous.

they have really big white teeth and smile a lot

They have horns on their head...I actually work with one he is an okay guy

Like George Bush with bigger horns

They look like nerds. But can all rock a game of basketball. It's ridiculous.