is his missing again?

Yes. I have a picture to prove it :

I'm the one on the left

Someone needs to put a GPS on that guy.

Yeah he works in my local shop

my goodness how do you all keep losing that fella?

I found him, but we're not on speaking terms anymore.
I kind of drifted away from him. Irreconcilable differences and all.
I didn't get along with his friends that well either.

Is he wearing a stripedshirrm

Yes he's playing for Manchester City FC

Did they leave the door open again?

I know the story but I'm not buying it.

He must be hiding with all those missing socks.

His hiding in the church

No. That's stupid.