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Can I steal your car and drive it off the nearest cliff?

I'll jump out before it falls over, so please don't worry about my safety 😊

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singleman · 61-69, M

If you steal my car and drive it off a cliff and the only way you're going to get away from me is jump off of that cliff!

SW-User

Ok you can keep your car *runs*

singleman · 61-69, M

Sure! Go ahead and run! I'm too old and fat to chase you very long anyway!😉

TestingLimitations · 31-35, M

Sure. Insurance will more than cover it, but you have to delete this post. No evidence.

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SW-User

@Gurekitsune: *buys juicy sirloin steak* I've got it covered 😉

TestingLimitations · 31-35, M

He would probably be your friend at that point. Traitor.

SW-User

@Gurekitsune: mwahahahah I get the car and the dog *high fives myself*

SW-User

As long as you can give me a lift to the airport next week

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SW-User

Hehe😝😝😝

SW-User

@glitterinyourface: I'll stand back, just in case

SW-User

@Onecharmingman: yeah probably a good idea 😄😄

cheesyAF · 31-35, M

Of course. The tank is almost empty so I have to buy a new one anyway.

SW-User

Ohhhh can't you fill it up first? Cars will full tanks explode much quicker 😔

cheesyAF · 31-35, M

@glitterinyourface: No, but I can put some TNT in the trunk.😀

SW-User

@boringAF: ok, let's move forward with that plan. It sounds exciting 🤗

MarineBob · 56-60, M

sure and i'll even give you a bit of the insurance money

SW-User

Excellent, this is a win/win deal for me 😁

amoonlitbarn · 31-35, M

What about the car though?

SW-User

It's gonna be totalled, for sure 🤔

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SW-User

Well let me know when your imaginary door is fixed and I will then imaginary steal your car 🙂

BabyLonia · F

Or we can drive off together Thelma

SW-User

Let's do it Louise *ties headscarf round my head*

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