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singleman61-69, M
If you steal my car and drive it off a cliff and the only way you're going to get away from me is jump off of that cliff!
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Ok you can keep your car *runs*
singleman61-69, M
Sure! Go ahead and run! I'm too old and fat to chase you very long anyway!馃槈

TestingLimitations31-35, M
Sure. Insurance will more than cover it, but you have to delete this post. No evidence.
SW-User
@Gurekitsune: *buys juicy sirloin steak* I've got it covered 馃槈
TestingLimitations31-35, M
He would probably be your friend at that point. Traitor.
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@Gurekitsune: mwahahahah I get the car and the dog *high fives myself*
SW-User
As long as you can give me a lift to the airport next week
SW-User
Hehe馃槤馃槤馃槤
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@glitterinyourface: I'll stand back, just in case
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@Onecharmingman: yeah probably a good idea 馃槃馃槃
cheesyAF31-35, M
Of course. The tank is almost empty so I have to buy a new one anyway.
SW-User
Ohhhh can't you fill it up first? Cars will full tanks explode much quicker 馃様
cheesyAF31-35, M
@glitterinyourface: No, but I can put some TNT in the trunk.馃榾
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@boringAF: ok, let's move forward with that plan. It sounds exciting 馃
MarineBob56-60, M
sure and i'll even give you a bit of the insurance money
SW-User
Excellent, this is a win/win deal for me 馃榿
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SW-User
Well let me know when your imaginary door is fixed and I will then imaginary steal your car 馃檪
amoonlitbarn31-35, M
What about the car though?
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It's gonna be totalled, for sure 馃
InOtterWordsF
Or we can drive off together Thelma
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Let's do it Louise *ties headscarf round my head*

 
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