i have a goat

you ever do a spit roast? 😏

It would depend on what sparked that statement.

Whatevr

Ditch him 😀😂😆😁

Its more fun to score when there is a goalkeeper. 😀

What lie number are u telling me since morning

Depends on the gender of the person im talking to🤔

reply? it's not a question

I have lollipops. Want some ? 🍭\( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

Keep the buckets ready near the bed. 😭

"Why did I need to know that?"

So does Elton John,lol

And I care because?

That's good. So do I?

I have cake

Good for you??

that's nice

not my problem

Me too, hi five😂

"I don't"