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I sold a necklace today that a date have me a long time ago

I should have gave it back to him at the time but I was but I was young. That was probably the weirdest weekend of my life. He made it apparent that I was "hairy" the whole time. He even gave me a pair of shoes but called my feet fat because he just assumed I was a size 6. And after he gave me the necklace he started to have a midlife crisis or something. Saying on the verge of tears "he needs to grow up and go back to his country." I know it was because I didn't met his expectations 馃槀

My peach fuzz and size 8 feet ruined it all hahahah. Well at least I made bank off of it all these years later.
SkeetSkeet90-99, F
[@1077412,Infobot] hahaha it keeps me warm
SkeetSkeet90-99, F
[@1077412,Infobot] hobbits are marked as sensitive now?
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[@849619,BeepBeep] I know right? 馃槮 Maybe it was the "I'm picturing you". They expected the next word to be "naked" 馃檮
BackyardShaman61-69, M
Hairy 猸愶笍
Cuda686846-50, M
Fuzzy Beep 馃槅

 
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