too many problems in the world for me to kms now

because i haven’t died yet

Parents decided to have me for some reason even though they already had three kids close in age. And I've had good luck so far and avoided things that can kill me. 🤔

because somebody needs to fight the chaos *writes while eating pizza somewhere on a couch*

Who knows, maybe I have something yet to do.

That's a good question.

To experience life.

Got stuff to do here

If only I knew

A cruel joke ?

No idea.

Because I have to be for the little person currently sat on me

A man and a woman copulated.

To avenge the death of my lover

Pure. Dumb. Luck.

My liver refuses to give out.... I'll get that sucker some day tho. ┴┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ/🥃