I wish you had sent this to my parents before I was born.😭

Sincerely,
Compressed Flapwort

Why, when you can name your child X Æ A-Xii?

I am suddenly really upset that I wasn’t named Virginia Creeper.

The translations of my kidz' names;
Prayer/Wish, Longevity/Wellbeing and Fandom 😬

I should have been named Centaury 🤔

Bat Falcon...... that’s what I’m naming my boy

HELLBENDER

LOL! This is v v helpful.

Ha

zomg that is one woo woo overdose in the last block...

I wanna be compressed flapwort!!!!

Hellbender!! Yes!

But not Mother of Thousands. I wouldn’t want any of my kids to have (or cause) a teen pregnancy!

Nonsense. I'd name a child cheeseweed.