“Girl I’m jealous of...” Your heart because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not. I just g...

mrwhiterabbit · 46-50, M

hold on i'm writing that one down!

HeteroDox · 41-45, F Best Comment

Reply with "...and you my last meal... sooner or later it turns to shit and you leave"

BlueVeins · 22-25

Was it by Kimchifries?

YoMomma ·

Im only jealous of people with cute kids and nice parents and 100 acres of fenced beach property..

Star1 · F

That's actually quite funny, I would laugh if anyone said it to me

Zaxel · 26-30, M

old pick up line lol

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

Holy 🐮

HeteroDox · 41-45, F

aww thx :)

th3r0n · 41-45, M

That's a really clever but perverted pickup line lmao

raysam363 · 31-35, F

You've been hit by,
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal!