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this is the first thing that came to mind

No, I can't since you're such a nice guy. 😎

You and me could be twins!

🤗 I just couldn't..

No. I want to keep it!

You're human. Our very existence is an outright insult within itself.

That owl is cute like you. Yeah, I said it!! >:(

You have three holes in your underwear and those are very huge.

You're shallow

😝 <-

“Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.”

“Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.”

“You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”

Can't beat Shakespeare for the burn of a well crafted insult.

you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

you are a waste of sperm!


(i never thought it was a bad one but folks really hate it when i say that... (when i'm online trolling... god forbid i say it to someone in person, i like to keep my eyeballs intact.)


my father said it to me often. i guess that's why i was fostered.


oy i hated that turd.

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”