you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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this is the first thing that came to mind

you are a waste of sperm!


(i never thought it was a bad one but folks really hate it when i say that... (when i'm online trolling... god forbid i say it to someone in person, i like to keep my eyeballs intact.)


my father said it to me often. i guess that's why i was fostered.


oy i hated that turd.

You have three holes in your underwear and those are very huge.

No, I can't since you're such a nice guy. 😎

You're human. Our very existence is an outright insult within itself.

That owl is cute like you. Yeah, I said it!! >:(

You and me could be twins!

“Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.”

“Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.”

“You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”

Can't beat Shakespeare for the burn of a well crafted insult.

You're shallow

No. I want to keep it!

🤗 I just couldn't..

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

😝 <-