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Sachay · 22-25, F
Maybe not magic but they are soft and sensual. Usually leaves him wanting more
DragonSlayerr · 26-30, F
More like poison
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popmol · 22-25, M
@DragonSlayerr to me all ladies are lovely even if its their outwards appearance! if they have no other good traits xD
DragonSlayerr · 26-30, F
@popmol .___. bruh
popmol · 22-25, M
@DragonSlayerr whats wrong?
assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
My pillow can't talk or I'd ask it for you.
assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
@popmol no. My pillow broke up with me because of my morning breath.
popmol · 22-25, M
@assemblingaknob noo :( i'm so sorry to hear that! but if he can't talk and you kiss him isn't that sexual assault? maybe thats why he broke up with you :p
assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
@popmol oop- shhh we don't talk about it here.
SW-User
They turn frogs into princes and awaken sleeping beauties 😁
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User impressive! thats unbelievable!
SW-User
No, but a coworker can make a crowded room disappear after he eats a burrito.
SW-User
Best not find out!!
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User i guess :(
SW-User
No they are full of germs
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User ew
No.
@popmol A muggle like me can't compete with those attractive wizards.
popmol · 22-25, M
@UnlikelyTomato noo :(
@popmol Me at my best.
Yeah...🤦♂️