Get a can of cold whipped cream, Chocolate body Icing that applies with a brush and some satin wrist ties. Light two long stemmed tapered candles. You know..for atmosphere.

Wrap your "present" with a bow. Or you can always take a page from Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg...😂

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You got this dude.