What if they were giving birth

I’d be handing out bean burritos to anyone entering

Who the f*ck has the job of smelling? 🤢 🤣

Ha! I`d fool them. My shit don`t stink. 😅

A smell check 🤣

My gall bladder was removed in 2002, if I eat the wrong thing I need to find a restroom, fast. The boss would need a gas mask if he tried to check on me, I can be in there for a half hour, or more, at times.

I can understand that many companies have slackers, but this is going to far to be honest.

Uhhhh, wth?....how does time in there have anything to do with smell?

What? Do they have some sort of poops richter scale?

Time to look for a new job

bro what if I have explosive diarrhea 😩

That's ridiculous

😂 I'd hate to be the person to be the one to check the smells. You better pay me extra

Run a sound check through the public address system instead?

🤔 why would any company do this?

I have smell check on my word program. :)

In the US, they can claim exemption under the ADA for disabilities.

Sniffer! Is the job title! hahaha 😂 🤣 😂

Tird zappers needed!

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I encourage my staff to have a sleep in the lunch break, obviously they dont want to get the best out of their employees 🙂

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