I did, in some ways, before I got engaged. But I do seem to attract people 🤔

Not all of them. But mostly.

Not like you 😏

No. Not even one. That would be unclown like 🤡

Well...not the ugly ones.

Lol lol

Yes..I'm being factitious.

I dunno, a few gals have admitted to crushing on me over the years even though they know I'm all about the Y chromosomes.

What kind of a pig would admit to that? But yeah! 🤭

Oh sure. My penis is like Baskin Robbins, it has 31 flavours of vagina on it.

(I am lying) 🤔