Probably my ass as it passed through my head.

Kiss my ass goodbye

you know you won’t just see the wing fall off, you’ll feel it violently.

WILSON!!!!

Awe mann

i hope the other one does,nt fall off or we will be up here for ever .lol

I wake up, my ass will never get on a plane.

Why is the Pacific getting closer

"Crap.....this is not gonna turn out well."

Ah shit I'm sitting in the emergency exit part of the plane.

Well that sucks. Looks like today is a good day to die.

I shouldn't have ate this fuckin pot brownie