Your best chat up line? Hit me with your best one.

Amaryllisflowers · 2016-09-25T20:33:43-04:00

Community - Your best chat up line? Hit me with your best one. (49 replies).

Hey there hot foxy mama. If you please to take a look at my studly bod, then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number one main squeeze. I Sir Inquisitor salute you ✋

SW-User

did you know the human body can be evacuated of all blood in less than 9 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems?

AvGeek · 31-35, M

"So what r ur thoughts on the F-35A Lightning II, so far " 😊

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hi

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

So...do you come here often?

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Azrael ·

Hey you're very pretty and if you don't have any problems with it I'd really love to get to know you<< don't tell me that didn't want to make you talk 😉

Hashtag · M

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

imnosaint · 31-35

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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Hi, I'm a pervert.

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NunIover

Best that ever worked would be ,do you want to fuck

SW-User

So is our economy in dire straits or what?

candycane · 36-40, F

Hey buddy can i play with your Google.we can Yahoo and then go BING!!