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Nobody28 · M
Call the fire department or put it out don't take a selfie hits forehead

Me! When I attempt to cook, I am France's quickest way into intensive care!
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@EugenieLaBorgia I was useless until
1. I got sober
2. I applied some of M Scott Peck's advice

I'm no chef but I can cook without injuring myself or killing anybody else. 👍
@SW-User I can cook cold sandwiches!
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@EugenieLaBorgia right toast one of those that'll move you forward....
MarineBob · 61-69, M
My step daughter burns Crock-Pot meals
Nobody28 · M
@MarineBob and women are so good at cooking too that's a shock
MarineBob · 61-69, M
@Nobody28 most of the women today will admit that men are better at preparing and cooking but sucks at shopping and cleaning up
Being a chef is nearly all male dominated
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I get by pretty well but I do know someone who I won't touch anything she's cooked. 🤮
5thApprentice · 31-35, M
Looks like someone's having my mixtape for breakfast
@5thApprentice it's fire, fam
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@waleskinder looks crispy
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Nobody28 · M
I can't cook macaroni and cheese right even after following the instructions to the letter
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My partner, he's fond of the beige type of food you stick in the oven or microwave lol. So I make sure I cook him more nutritious meals when he stays at mine
NativeOregonian · 56-60
My mother and brothers.
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StillALittleLost · 31-35, T
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My daughter's boyfriend he is bamboozled reheating a curry
DisturbOne · 46-50, M
Bbq like a mofo
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DisturbOne · 46-50, M
I want me baby back baby back ribs @waleskinder

 
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