take pictures

Call my mum

Is that thing real?

Having that hang in your garage would certainly keep burglars out.

Use the other door.

Let him have the house

Scream! Never seen anything like it

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 Would try to find a way to get inside my home and hopefully my visitor will leave at some point.
They just eat fruit if I'm not wrong, that type.
Besides looks amazing 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😍😍😍😍😍😍

if that isn't a harbinger of dark things... 😉😆

how difficult is it to move?

ok, seriously, it is kinda cute...a black puppy with warm skin glider wings...

I'm leaving and calling pest control having the whole house treated and only moving back in after three months. But first i would die of fear

Let him sleep then charge him the going room rate when he woke up ...😉😉🖒

fruit bats like bananas and mangoes

Store it for Halloween. I have one but the eye is busted.

Halloween decoration

take a picture and leave it be

😲🤔🤔

Sweet!

run !!!!!!!

You mean before or after I soil myself? 😧

Flip out and not go in there again

I'd contact the Bat Conservation Trust and TRY to convince them I'd found a Fruit Bat of some description 🤔

Call the authorities so that they come and pick it up

They're harmless insect and spider eaters. I shall call it Tilio

let him doze away,,,its afternoon rest period for him..l fly off anyway...Most important for your knowledge is that he is an insect eater crawlies ,caterpillar ,spiders ,beetles.
Harmless to humans and helps in my Keats and worms,pests eradication from orchards and farm when the grain is ripe...

Give it some fruit.

Where are you from

I could use as an Umbrella 😀

hi Sis...

WOW! That's a BIG BAT!

😍

Grab the cricket bat

Give it a banana

Freak out

Good grief! I'd definitely freak out. 😲

Ask your MIL to kindly sleep at her own place...

Try and contain my fearection

🔫 shoot it

Awww, so cute.
Get my shotgun, Ma.

Flick the switch on so his eyes glow.

Poke wih a stick, then run and scream 😱

See if it is fake. But if not I would get my shot gun and magnum because it is obviously infected with the T virus.

Give it an banana or a mango Its a giant fruitbat! or you could resort to being American and shoot it for fun and pose with it's still bleeding head on your lap while screeching awesome and the like......

only thing to do is burn the house down

Fuck. Shoot that thing dead.

Exactly what I'm doing now - i'd just stand there blowing out at it tryna get mah phone and take a goddanmed selfie with it!
Nobody gonna believe me otherwize... Maybe try an bribe it with some mango... that sucker woukd be worth his weight in gold - he'd make every fucking door knocking canvasser run screaming like little girls!

Think I'm gonna call him..... 🤔..hahahah- oh - that suits him!😁

I'm gonna call him : 'Man- go.' 👍😜

Mango thr Magnificent!

Fucking die