I have a brass back scratcher. It looks weird, like a voodoo claw, but you're welcome to borrow it.

Ok, but no funny stuff.😃

Yes, I will, but that type of agreement sometimes comes with a hitch; So often (and this is our training), people will offer something as a gift, which is actually an unwritten, unspoken trade agreement packaged to LOOK like a gift. You DO present your offer as a trade agreement. I accept. But I would also offer you the gift of scratching your back without an expectation of getting something in return. In other words, my scratching your back is unconditional. You can have it just for the asking. There's no charge. Moral: Beware of hidden agendas and Trojan horses. Sometimes when someone offers a glad hand, it's because he has something up his sleeve. (I realize my comments are probably more than you were looking for. They were just something that entered my mind when I read your question.)

Here you go. :p

https://similarworlds.com/story?fid=2&tid=270277&sort=1&name=Community

Buys you a long handled brush. Buys one for myself too. 😜

Sure, as long as u are prim and proper.

I might do more than scratch it 😏

you have to ask me that??????????????? :)

Be glad to. It's been ages since I had a good back scratch.

Geez, yes! Just when I was thinking about backing against a corner wall.

Some spots are so hard to reach that you have to risk a rotator-cuff injury to get there.

Well ya but gotta find a plane and somewhat legal pilot 😉

I feel like this is a trick question :/

Umm...no

Yes. Scratch scratch rub tickle...

Of course. Happy to hep!