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Hey Mrs kelly, your family has just arrived for the holiday period

Call the Irish Garda (police)
They'd have a field day!
Since the only case they solved in my local village was Mr O'Tooles whistle that was stolen from his sports bag! 😄

Compliment their muscle mass. They seem to have good workout routine. And those legs are of professional dancers.

Pretend I don’t exist so it doesn’t notice me, pray to a god I don’t believe in and call the police ASAP !

So awful.. I think I'll try to make sense of it haha maybe someone is wanting to joke

WTF??!!! 😳

I would call 911 or an exterminator!

Bah, not another door-to-door salesman. :/

Go get my Bible, and the holy water, recite the lords prayer at my door and anoint the door with the holy water. Anything ungodly shall not pass or harm me.

If it really starts to attempt to break in a shall, get the bottles of alcohol I have left over fill them with tissue ready to light and throw at the target.
Then run for my life

Ask what they want, while dialing 911...

Thats a nasty f'ing arachnid! I would blast that thing with a shotgun full of buckshot! yuck

I would presume that I'm having an H.P.Lovecraftian nightmare and go back to bed.

Recommend they get dressed before they come knocking. Probably can't buy off the rack...

Compliment them on the costume and give candy.... Lots of candy!

Maybe I will faint.

KILL IT 🔪

Put a ring on it

Hell no lol

scream

Looks like diner just arrived, I'll turn the oven on.