Perfection. My daughter was once approached while shopping at Salvation Army. She was reading a text when a stranger asked for her phone number. Still holding her cell in plain view she stammered out she didn't have a phone. He asked her to have lunch. 'I don't eat lunch.' He shook his head, but persisted. 'Dinner, then?' 'I don't do dinner either.' He asked the obvious, 'Breakfast?' She backed away. 'I only snack,' and hurried away before he could suggest baby carrots and Ranch Dip at 10 am. I'll send her this. It's much better.

Oh dear.

Lol if I didn't want to give him my number i'd just be upfront. 🤣

Lol, thirsty dudes are mad dumb.

Wtf

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