I would like to introduce you to spell check...
It's a wonderful tool.

Bye bye. You wont be here very long

Dude. You're never gonna get anyone to walk on your face if you keep behaving like this...

he loved me so much he had to leave!

@jarJar.... WOW you have an entire POST dedicated to you...very impressive :-) you must have really laid down the BOOM...hahahaha

mommy said it's time to stop playing on the computer now.

Seems a bit harsh

Needs more typos.