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@OnDeafEars love the name
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@HootyTheNightOwl aw bless
katielass · F
@HootyTheNightOwl You seem to be unnaturally fearful of something. I don't know or care what it is but you are of no relevance to me. Period.
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@Originalkingfish pianist is a funny word
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@Originalkingfishindeed
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@sSibe you got me there
XReaganX · 26-30, F
I am lost
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Hmmm, well doctors told my mother I was dead when she was 5 months pregnant with me. They wanted to induce labor and she wouldn't let them....
@SW-User my mum's doctor said I was dead when she was in labour, I'm always around to disappoint
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@sSibe It's pretty crazy huh? Were you a preemie?
I really should've been dead. There's so much more to the story, but much to her dismay, I'm still here.
I really should've been dead. There's so much more to the story, but much to her dismay, I'm still here.
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I’m one step away from achieving my dream life. To be kinda cliche if I think of my life as a play I’m starting act 3 when act 4 would be the end with happily ever after
@SW-User what's the dream?
StokedFox · 36-40, F
I'm clairvoyant
HerKing · 61-69, M
Not sure it's interesting but my eyes are different colours.
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One of my nuts is bigger than the other
@SW-User beautiful
RiversideLove · 36-40, F
I yawn at important times
@RiversideLove are you me?
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@HipYoungDude ah buttsecks dude, you are well known.
ScarletWitch · 26-30, F
You copy cat... youre no BMC!
@ScarletWitch Well that's why my name says "dude"
NickiHijab · F
I know where you live.
@NickiHijab you do
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Nothing
@SW-User edgy
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
I aspire for something greater than anyone could ever believe I could be, including myself.
@MartinTheFirst a cat?
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@sSibe a sphinx cat
DDonde · 31-35, M
I have a bachelor's degree in shitposting.