Losing my hearing.
@OnDeafEars love the name
katielass · F
I'm a submissive. If you've seen my political posts you'd find that hard to believe but tis true.
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@HootyTheNightOwl aw bless
katielass · F
@HootyTheNightOwl You seem to be unnaturally fearful of something. I don't know or care what it is but you are of no relevance to me. Period.
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@Originalkingfish pianist is a funny word
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@Originalkingfishindeed

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No clue. It's hard to pick something about myself that sounds genuinely interesting to answer with.
@SW-User you're special to me

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@sSibe Hell yeah.
@SW-User that can be your fact. "I'm special to a random dude on the internet who I don't know but he knows and that's all that matters"
okaybut · 56-60, M
I was very close to be attacked by a bear that had been stalking me for about 6 years. 🐻
XReaganX · 26-30, F
I am lost

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I used to breed leopard geckos with mah dad. It was his hobby/side job for a few years. They're cute little bastards.
@SW-User but are they dragons? Get on my level son

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@sSibe you got me there
@SW-User it's okay, we can't all be me

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I’m one step away from achieving my dream life. To be kinda cliche if I think of my life as a play I’m starting act 3 when act 4 would be the end with happily ever after
@SW-User what's the dream?
StokedFox · 36-40, F
I'm clairvoyant

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Hmmm, well doctors told my mother I was dead when she was 5 months pregnant with me. They wanted to induce labor and she wouldn't let them....
@SW-User my mum's doctor said I was dead when she was in labour, I'm always around to disappoint

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@sSibe It's pretty crazy huh? Were you a preemie?
I really should've been dead. There's so much more to the story, but much to her dismay, I'm still here.
I really should've been dead. There's so much more to the story, but much to her dismay, I'm still here.
HerKing · 61-69, M
Not sure it's interesting but my eyes are different colours.
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@HipYoungDude ah buttsecks dude, you are well known.
RiversideLove · 36-40, F
I yawn at important times
@RiversideLove are you me?

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Nothing
@SW-User edgy
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
I know where you live.
@HijabaDabbaDoo you do
ScarletWitch · 31-35, F
You copy cat... youre no BMC!
@ScarletWitch Well that's why my name says "dude"

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One of my nuts is bigger than the other
@SW-User beautiful
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
I aspire for something greater than anyone could ever believe I could be, including myself.
@MartinTheFirst a cat?
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@sSibe a sphinx cat
DDonde · 31-35, M
I have a bachelor's degree in shitposting.